The Akashic Records Are Not Vinyl

Posted on May 3rd, 2011 by Douglas Ellsworth

What are the Akashic Records

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If you are looking to unearth dirt on the Akashic Records, you can do better right here than you can by sifting through the vinyl dust on the floor under the console of your favorite scratching deejay at the end of a bottled-water sustained e-rave on a sorry Sunday morning. The Akashic Records are more of an endless system of filing cabinets in that office on the etheric floor of the building that never ends and never started, a magic kind of place where each and every thought, emotion, action and experience is and always has been recorded. They are a compilation of all recorded info, encoded in “akasha”,  a substance otherwise known as “soniferous ether” (whatever the hell that is, but apparently something rather noisy, like whizzing traffic in Tokyo on a Friday night). Akasha, along with Earth, Wind and Fire, represents the . . . five . . . human . .  uh . . . .

No, that’s not right.  Uhhh.  Ummm, uh — oh yeah, right!  Together with the four elements, not the soul group — I got a little off-track there, sorry — earth, water, air, and fire, akasha is a representation, a kind of way to sorta symbolize, or something, the five human senses of sight, smell, touch, hearing and taste.

Hypnosis certainly helps, and although you need neither be a psychic of some stripe nor an ESP expert, one can gain access to the Akashic Records via various modes of consciousness.  It has been claimed within certain circles, like those which sell this stuff, or try to, like yours truly, that anyone and his pet goat can delve into, peruse and gain from these records.

There  are endless possibilities, like finding out about everything that has ever happened in the whole history, or even prehistory, of the entire universe, or even other universes, or will happen or is happening right now, or even whether or not other universes actually exist, or if this one exists for that matter, now that I think of it. With the Akashic Records, every thought ever thunk, every emotion ever emoted, every word ever spoken, even in Etruscan or Yin Dynasty Chinese, every action ever taken, is right there for you to gander.

Think of the Akashic Records as a super computer that has existed for billions of years,or since the creation of the universe, or even longer. Everything that has ever occurred has been recorded.  Every notion, feeling and condition of every person in the universe, or even every animal or plant, for that matter,  can be found within the Akashic Records.

The Akashic Records should be explored at length and at leisure. All past experiences and the complete history of everything is there for you to learn. Past lives, ancient ancestors, all the different events in your high-school prom that you missed out on because you drank to much punch, it’s all there. The truth in all its permutations is written out quite clearly in the Akashic Records.

So, do you wanna learn how to read the Akashic Records?  Then by all means go here to do that.  In the meantime, here’s a little video for your akashic entertainment.

 

 

 

 

 

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